Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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