Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
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