Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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