just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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