I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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