To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
they need to just BURY HIM!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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