just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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