After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
