She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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