I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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