Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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