Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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