so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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