I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
im six kinds of drunk right now
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Let's get the cat blown out
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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