HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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