He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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