it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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