If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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