His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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