i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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