You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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