Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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