BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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