I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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