are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I am mentally ready for anal.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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