Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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