hell yes lets make some ravioli
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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