At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
