I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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