just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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