I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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