Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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