Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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