my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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