for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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