Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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