I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
then he tried to convert me to islam
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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