tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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