His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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