Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ