He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.