Whoa Z and x make the same sound
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.