their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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