dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Will you blow on my dice?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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