Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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