I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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