Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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