sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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