I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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