i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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