This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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