I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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