There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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