i just made my gag reflex go away.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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