Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
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I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
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