He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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